Hello From Egginanoo

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Hello everyone, my name is Egginanoo Bear and I have been selected to contribute to Renault Bears. Edward has said I can have my own regular posts to feature my artwork. Personally, I think he just couldn’t be bothered finding anything to write about every day and so decided he needed a scape goat, but I am still pleased about it. I love drawing and it really was great when I used to draw for Jammy Toast when many people would say such nice things about my work. It does get difficult though, because once everyone compliments my drawings then I have to try even harder next time to produce even better drawings.

Things Are Getting Flat

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Idon’t really know what I am doing here because I am not – as you can plainly see – a Renault Bear. I do however live at the retirement home with all my friends who happen to be Renault Bears. To be kind and polite, Edward has invited me to join in with this little venture. As soon as he did, Razzi wasn’t very happy with the decision because he thinks that I am going to stop him from posting his Cher Lloyd videos (he has a bit of a thing for Cher, which no one else seems to share). However, I have promised not to stand in his way and have promised he can post any video he wants to – just so long as I do not have to listen to it. So all is good and we are both friends again.

Tranmere Earn Slim Lead

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Hello Bear fans, I am George Bear and I am here as Sports Correspondent with special responsibility for covering Tranmere Rovers. So what better way of starting my new job than popping over to Prenton Park to have a look at last night’s Play-off Semi-Final against Forest Green. If you are interested in following The Super White Army with me then last night was only the first leg of the play-offs with the second leg to follow on Monday night. Monday night’s match is also being covered live on Sky Sports. Why not give it a look?

None Of My Business

Posted by Erasmus 'Razzi' Bear on
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One of the reasons I was made up when everyone decided to start our very own, bear only blog is I get to pick any music video I like. On Jammy Toast if I asked Flat Eric to play a Cher Lloyd video he’d say, “No way, what a load of rubbish!” It was always his way, or the highway where music was concerned because he used to be a big star. So here is a bit of Cher with None of My Business. The song is featured on her third album which is currently untitled. The song is Cher’s first single in two years and incorporates “breezy production courtesy of Hitimpulse” and lyrically features Lloyd making it “very clear that she has moved on from a former flame”.

Here Comes The Hat

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Hello everyone, my name is Erik and I am a teddy bear. I have come to introduce myself as this seems to be the week of introductions – if Eddie & Co can do it, I can do it too. I tend to write things from time to time because everyone seems to get a chance except for us run-of-the-mill bears, we never seem to get our turn. Just because I cannot woo the girls like Razzi or solve computer problems like Edward or even answer really difficult questions like Einstein, doesn’t mean I cannot write something interesting for you. So that is what I do.

Great Uncle Bimbo Remembers #1

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Robbs Department Store situated opposite Pykes and the Army & Navy Stores.

Everyone else seems to be using their first post to introduce themselves to this here interweb thing, but I hate talking about myself, so I will break the tradition and get on with my first post. However, I suppose I better quickly tell you that I am Bimbo and as you can no doubt tell from my photo, I am not a bona-fide Renault Bear. I am in fact a Chilton Bear but I have been made an honorary Renault Bear by the other Renault Bears. That is because they consider me to be their Great Uncle because I am old and wise. I grew up with The Bearkeeper and remember many things from years and years ago. That is usually what I write my posts about. Anything else about me you will no doubt pick up as we move along.

Hi, My Name Is Razzi

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Razzi pictured with his little mate, Pookie.

Hi everyone, my name is Erasmus Bear – or Razzi for short. Seeing as Eddie introduced himself yesterday, it seems only fair that I have my own go at letting everyone know who I am. I am the bear who most people refer to as the “bad” bear. This is just because they only look skin deep. They see a bear who likes girlies and maybe the odd little titbits of internet bear-porn but deep-down I am a kind and loving bear. It is difficult to describe what I am really like because I am not as clever as Edward and don’t find words easy to come by. I also find it very difficult to type because I have paws, but I try my best.

Hello, I Am Eddie Bear

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Hello everybody, I thought that as we now have a brand new website of our own, it might just be time to introduce myself in case anyone doesn’t know me. My name is Eddie and I was the first Renault Bear to be saved. When I say “saved” I actually mean stolen. You see, I actually belong to a guy called Tony who let me go on holiday with my friend, The Chimpton, who then refused to return me and has held me captive at Chimptown ever since. Luckily, Tony has long forgiven The Chimpton for the theft of myself and even admits that I am better off being looked after by a Chimpton than by Tony who can sometimes be a little… naughty!

Hello World

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Iwould like to start this first post on the Renault Bears’ site by telling you who I am and why we are here. Firstly, my name is Edward and I am a teddy bear. Our main internet home is over at Jammy Toast, where we have loads of fun and love chatting to our friends from all around the world. Our main website is run using WordPress and uses the X Theme made by the wonderful people at Theme.co. Theme.co have recently brought out an updated, improved version of the X Theme called Pro, which we are interested to experiment with and perhaps upgrade Jammy Toast to use Pro. However, before we do that, we want to try it out on something less “mission critical” than our main website. So that is why this site was deployed – good word, I like “deployed”.